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What's the funniest/coolest/cleverest/favorite Answering Machine/Voicemail/Answerphone Messages you've heard, or even done yourself?
'Hi, you know what to do, and when to do it' >beep< -unknown
'Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!' >beep< -A very dear friend
'<whispered> I see gone people' >beep< -Another very dear friend
'pblbtpblbtpblbtpblbtpblbt'>beep< -A friend
In college my roomate was a cop, he told me that the worst things you can say on an answering machine were 1) telling them your name, 2) telling the caller your number, 3) and that you aren't at home. Well, here's what I did..
EDIT: Replaced text of messages with audio links:
One from a few years ago (this one is a bit manic)
My current one (Got a few more years under my belt - a bit calmer)
What's the funniest/coolest/cleverest/favorite Answering Machine/Voicemail/Answerphone Messages you've heard, or even done yourself?
'Hi, you know what to do, and when to do it' >beep< -unknown
'Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!' >beep< -A very dear friend
'<whispered> I see gone people' >beep< -Another very dear friend
'pblbtpblbtpblbtpblbtpblbt'>beep< -A friend
In college my roomate was a cop, he told me that the worst things you can say on an answering machine were 1) telling them your name, 2) telling the caller your number, 3) and that you aren't at home. Well, here's what I did..
EDIT: Replaced text of messages with audio links:
One from a few years ago (this one is a bit manic)
My current one (Got a few more years under my belt - a bit calmer)